Mother Nature. Sometimes I really hate you. You seem to give me my gift at the worst possible moments ever. You worry me so when you don't come for 4 months, but then you come the day of my dance recital. How rude of you. And you don't just bring a small gift. You bring a HUGE ONE, thank you for being the worst possible person ever. However I am thankful for you, but not at a POOL PARTY! Really, do you hate me that much because you are absent 5 months at a time and think I'll give you a warm return if my gift is REALLY BIG.
You ruin my life sometimes. You scare me with your irregularity(NO pregnancy scare people, like something is WRONG scare), but then expect to be welcomed back. No. I will not stand for it any longer. I will not sit in your gift for two hours because I'm afraid to stand up any longer! Please become regular. I'm begging you.
Peace out Girl Scout.
I've had problems with that. Turns out I have a hormonal imbalance. (No, that doesn't mean I'm crazy haha) They finally put me on birth control (not that I need it for that reason, I'm not sexually active)... it's helped me to become regular.
ReplyDeleteYou can also probably get on progesterone (sp?) that helped me become regular, however, my periods were too painful (just because mother nature likes to play cruel jokes) so they just put me on the pill.
Anyways I hope you can get it figured out!
I have a feeling its that, I'm loosing to much fat(I love to participate in triathlons), or I'm going crazy. I need to go to my Gyno soon to get this all straightened out. Ha. Mother Natures sense of humor doesn't amuse me. 7 day periods? not fun.
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